Dear All,
On Thursday the 17 th of December i joined the moob-free brigade
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I had my little girl rose bud boobs removed on a cheap Holiday to Poland but unfortunately didn’t get to complete the full intended itinerary, as I was stuck in bed for two days ; so I was unable to find an eastern block bride
; . …worst thing is I don’t even have my own boobs to keep me busy now!
Ok, al get straight to the point …I know there is a few of you reading this who are itching to spend their Christmas bonuses on cheap plactic surgery
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Travel : I flew with easyjet to Berlin from Newcastle . I was met at the arrival gates by my lift and then driven to Slublice ( Poland) ; the journey taxi journey was 40 minutes and a breeze , except for the taxi driver insisting on serenading me with david hasselhof songs
; . Taxi cost 60 Euro
Hotel: I had to spend my first night in a Hotel, which is situated next to the clinic. The Hotel was pleasant and a total bargain at 24 euro…….On the night I had 5 pints , 20 tabs( fags) and a plate of chips and it all came to 12 euro ( 7.50 ish.,…..bargain) .
Clinic: At 9 am I set off for the clinic; a very long 40 meter walk. If you get to the clinic before 10 am your blood tests are free; you have to pay 15 euro after 10 am ( I know it lucks cheap but I am a poor student
; ) . I met with the surgeons straight after my blood test; they were really nice and made me feel straight at ease…They went through the procedure and expectations etcetera and then they painted my chest with a black marker……40 minutes later I was on the operating table .
I paid for the operation in cash 60 minutes before the operation. The total cost including compression vest was 945 Euro.
Clinic Accommodation and Hospitality: I was well impressed with the clinic, from the outside it looks like an expensive cottage but on the inside it was a highly modernised clinic. This clinic was ten times better than the likes of BUPA can offer. The Nurses were absolutely lovely and never without a huge smile , maybe a little over zealous with their duties, as several times a day there was a knock at my door to wake me before they brought me in another huge banquet ; I think they may have thought I was eating for two
; .
The room was a nice size and well heated, which is what you want for December in Poland. The Tv had 300 channels
; Yeh!!!! …All of them in German or polish…..oh F*ck
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The price of two days full board is included in the operation price.
Conclusion: Well worth it….to early to say anything about the results……but it’s looking good!!!.....Make an appointment today!!!!
I was so happy with the place and service that I dragged my but into the village to but them chocolates
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Total Price = I got mine for under 900 including the flights as I opted for sedative and local ( saved another 100
) .
I loved ot that much I am thinking of getting a breast enlargement just so I can go back
